pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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