remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
well you can't waste a boner
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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