Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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