Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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