Christians are straight up FREAKS
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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