My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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