Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I think people are normalizing furries
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Randomize
