I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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