Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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