I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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