I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
