if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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