they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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