I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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