well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
