You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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