I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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