I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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