it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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