Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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