Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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