Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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