She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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