I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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