I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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