i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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