Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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