Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
