I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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