I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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