We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I need to stop coming to work sober
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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