Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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