maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
