Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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