About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
