ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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