apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
