Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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