My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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