just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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