Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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