she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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