I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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