This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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