I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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