i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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