Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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