It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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