Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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