Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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