some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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