Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
What a dumb baby whore.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Never underestimate the power of titties
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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